Monday, July 6, 2015

Kissing monkeys, televangelist impersonations, and a coupon for free cat food!

Ever have one of those days where everything you touch works out perfectly?
Now imagine the opposite.
That's me.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not being negative or anything. And I did keep on driving after the wheels came off, which is totally unlike me.

Still, everybody's been at eachothers' throats for some reason.  I've got some nasty, painful mouth thing going on.  (Possibly a cross-between eBola and Mono.  Knew I shouldn't have kissed that vervet monkey!)  And then there's the little detail about an emergency complete ceiling rebuild in the mud room.

But I'm stayin' positive!  That's me!

You want to know why?  Cuz that dude with big hair on TV says, "Ya got t' name it and claim it!"
Also, "Yea-ya!"
(Just not the same without that last part.)

Not that I'm being  facetious!  Never.  Nope.  No way.
Well, maybe once I was  facetious.  In third grade.  It's that same one still ongoing as of today, completely unbroken.

There you go.  Kissing monkeys, televangelist impersonations, and a coupon for cat food all in one post!  Where else can you get that?  Keep coming back!


Live YOUR adventure!
-E.L. Fletcher


P.S.  Turns out the cat food coupon was expired so I had to take it down.  Please apologize to Mr Whiskers for me.  Thanks.

P.P.S.  My son is reading this over my shoulder.  His exact words are, "Your blog is going nuts!"
Hmmm... Interesting feedback, but I don't see it.